30+ Funny Non-Swearing Insults

How to insult/unfriend someone in style

Story Taller
3 min readMay 11, 2022
Photo by W T on Unsplash

Have you ever had a moment when reading/hearing a rude comment you felt so triggered you could not avoid an argument? Or maybe it was the other way around, you said something (not necessarily rude) that offended someone?

I bet the answer is yes. This is a universal experience, there are not too many people who can escape this.

With all my love for Nonviolent Communication and all my meditation practice I constantly find myself triggered: men making fun of women being raped, parents bullying their children, people blaming Ukrainians for provoking Russia, and, consequently, starting the war…

I tend to see social media as a good way to practice compassion. It gives us this incredibly precious opportunity to stop and think before answering — a luxury we might not have in real-time interactions when we feel pressured to answer on-spot.

With this level of unfiltered hate, I encounter online those days my Zen-ish practice with social media is way harder and more…

--

--

Story Taller

Writer, Tantra therapist, and Laughter Yoga teacher. I love writing about life, love, and hope. I dream about starting a holistic retreat center in Portugal. 🙂